10 Humorous Quotes About Death For the Holidays The holidays can be a difficult time the bereaved, but a little humor can sometimes ease the pain of grief
For many, Christmas may indeed be “the most wonderful time of the year,” as Andy Williams croons incessantly on holiday playlists, but it can also bring a fair amount of […]
For many, Christmas may indeed be “the most wonderful time of the year,” as Andy Williams croons incessantly on holiday playlists, but it can also bring a fair amount of stress. And it can be a particularly difficult time for people who are recently bereaved or caring for a seriously I’ll loved one. We hope the following humorous quotes about death around the holidays will help put a little ho-ho-ho back in your life if the demands of the season are weighing on you.
1. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s Resolutions!”
– Joey Adams
2. “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
– Dave Barry
3. “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.”
– Bill Vaughan
4. “Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.”
-Tom Sims
5. Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the Christmas party? Because it had no body to go with.
– Anonymous
6. When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
– Anonymous
7. “I love holiday traditions, like decorating the tree, making cookies, and pretending to like your in-laws.”
– Chelsea Handler
8. Did you hear about when Santa got stuck in the chimney? He was feeling a little Claus-trophobic.
– Anonymous
9. “Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? Because he had low elf-esteem!”
– Jerry Seinfeld
10. “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘Toys not included.’”
– Bernard Manning
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