27 Hilarious Quotes About Seasons, Cycles, and the Passage of TimeA collection of humorous observations on seasons of life, aging, and the passage of time to keep you young at heart
1.“You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.” — Bernard Shaw 2.”The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.” — Lucille Ball 3.”As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.” — Robert Quillen 4.”Old age. It’s…
1.“You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.”
— Bernard Shaw
2.”The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.”
— Lucille Ball
3.”As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.”
— Robert Quillen
4.”Old age. It’s the only disease that you don’t look forward to being cured of.”
— Citizen Kane
5.”Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”
— Billie Burke
6.“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.”
— Kitty O’Neill Collins
7.”The idea is to die young as late as possible.”
— Ashley Montagu
8.”Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.”
— Anonymous
9.”I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.”
— Bob Hope
10.”“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
— George Burns
11.“Age is a high price to pay for maturity.”
— Tom Stoppard
12.”You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
— Bob Hope
13.”Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.”
— Bill Vaughan
14.”Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”
— Mark Twain
15.”At my age, flowers scare me.”
— George Burns
16.”I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer”
— Unknown
17.”Middle Age: when you chose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy”
— Mignon McLaughlin
18.”The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.”
— Helen Hayes
19.”Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”
— Groucho Marx
20.”I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.”
— George Burns
21.”At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”
— Patrick Moore
22.”Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”
— Hector Berlioz
23.”Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
— Larry Lorenzoni
24.”An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
— Agatha Christie
25.”A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”
— Robert Frost
26.”Wrinkles should only indicate where smiles have been.”
— Mark Twain
27.”I intend to live forever or die trying.”
— Groucho Marx
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